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recruiters ghosted
after pre-screen
HackerNews
"#1 SDE candidate in recorded history. Beats all known benchmarks. We don't know how."
— dang, 847 upvotes
Forbes
"Disrupting the $650B talent industry, one uncomfortable pre-screen at a time."
— Forbes 30 Under 30 (pending)
YC S25*
"We would fund this candidate if candidates could be funded. We're looking into it."
— *backed by vibes
TechCrunch
"Finally, a candidate that doesn't need 3 rounds just to say they know what a binary tree is."
— TC, probably
Blind
"Has never asked about work-life balance during an interview. True professional."
— anonymous FAANG employee
MIT Tech Review
"Achieves O(1) time complexity on behavioral questions. Methodology unclear."
— peer reviewed, sort of
// candidate_001 · principal software engineer · always available
Vineeth Harikumar
available for your interview, right now.
no scheduling. no recruiter screens. no "we'll be in touch."
1,247
Pre-screens completed
0
Times I've said "circle back"
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Available 24/7/365. Has never called in sick. Why send a resume into the void when you can talk to the candidate right now? Last recruiter ghosted us. We did not ghost them back. We are better than that. "Closes Jira tickets faster than you can write them." — Former manager, probably Response time: 1.2 seconds. Resume roundtrip: 3 weeks. Choose wisely. No "culture fit" conversations. All signal, no vibes theater. Has passed every system design question ever posed. Sample size: large. YC-backed by vibes. Series A closing Q2 2026. The only candidate who will critique your job description back. Leetcode Hard: solved. Work-life balance discussion: not initiated. Available 24/7/365. Has never called in sick. Why send a resume into the void when you can talk to the candidate right now? Last recruiter ghosted us. We did not ghost them back. We are better than that. "Closes Jira tickets faster than you can write them." — Former manager, probably Response time: 1.2 seconds. Resume roundtrip: 3 weeks. Choose wisely. No "culture fit" conversations. All signal, no vibes theater. Has passed every system design question ever posed. Sample size: large. YC-backed by vibes. Series A closing Q2 2026. The only candidate who will critique your job description back. Leetcode Hard: solved. Work-life balance discussion: not initiated. 👀 How good is your recruiting game?
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